→ pretty please

barefeetdreams:

1. the person i like and why i like them.
2. a famous person i’ve been compared to.
3. 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
4. the best thing that has happened to me this week.
5. weird things i do when i’m alone.
6. how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
7. things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
8. my last night out in detail.
9. something that makes me sad when i think about it.
10. something i’ve lied about.
11. would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.
12. something i’m currently worrying about.
13. one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.
14. something i do without realising.
15. lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
16. a drunken story.
17. something i regret.
18. post a picture of myself.
19. my longest relationship and who it was with.
20. press ctrl v and post.
21. post a bit of my last IM convo.
22. 5 things i want to change.
23. my view on being tumblr famous.
24. someone i’d like to be for a day and why.
25. 5 things within touching distance.
26. story of my first kiss.

(Source: purem0rning, via jedihoppus)

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Dad: I'm going to go get into something a little more comfortable
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad: that actually sounded really gay

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